They always do that shit in movies where one...
Currently feeling a dire need to express myself, to shout on top of a mountain, but I have nothing significant to say. CRAVING: - Colors in my hair - Starbucks red velvet whoopie pies - Movie nights - Somebody to make me tea (and I don’t even really drink tea but I’ll fucking drink it if somebody made me some!!) - Glitter & glamour. I’ve been dull for way too long. - A career...
It's nice to stand up for your convictions, but if...
My self-confidence often lies in the hands of reblogs, retweets, and number of followers. We all love appealing to others, and I’m definitely no exception.
Anonymous asked: why do you like parks and recreation? show sucks dennis balls. you know who this is haha
Anonymous asked: So, about those b00bz, can you post em, or send n00dz or something?
Anonymous asked: So, how big are your b00bz?
Husband opens car door for Wife
Me: Wow, sweet of you.
Husband: I didn't want you to hit the car door against the car beside us.